Funny cruise sayings and cruise quotes that will make you wish you were on a cruise

Cruise Sayings That Will Make You Wish You Were Cruising

Funny cruise sayings and cruise quotes are a fun way to brighten you day.

These funny cruise sayings are a great way to build excitement for your next cruise, reminisce about your last vacation, or just share with your friends that you wish you were on a cruise ship.


These funny cruise sayings also make great Instagram posts or Instagram cruise captions.


Looking down on the aft pool on a cruise ship. Words are Funny cruise sayings and quotes that will make you wish you were on a cruise




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Most of these funny cruise sayings are general sayings that circulate on the internet. They have an unknown author. Where an author was found it has been noted below the cruise quote. If you are the source of one of these sayings, first, congratulations, it’s awesome. But second, please let me know so I can properly credit you.


Here is a collection of the best funny cruise sayings and cruise quotes. How many can you relate to?


35 Funny Cruise Sayings & Cruise Quotes

1. I don’t wanna work, I just wanna cruise.

This is 100% me, I mean, seriously, who can disagree with this 🙂

I don't wanna work, I just wanna cruise.  Image is the back of a cruise ship






2. This. Right here. Is my happy place.

This. Right here. Is my happy place.  2 arrows point to a cruise ship







3. I work to fund my cruising addiction

Cruise lovers will definitely be able to relate to this one.

I work to fund my cruising addiction.  Funny cruise quote







4. Mondays are just better on a cruise

This is the perfect Instagram cruise quote to start off the week.

Funny cruise saying - Mondays are just better on a cruise







5. It’s always happy hour on a cruise

This is a great social media cruise post idea to showcase one of the colorful delicious beverages you can have onboard.

It's always happy hour on a cruise.  Image is a Kiss on the Lips cruise drink






6. Cruising is like a buffet for the soul

Cruise saying - Cruising is like a buffet for the soul.  Image is the back of a cruise ship with the the wake







7. Packing for a cruise – so fun. Unpacking from a cruise – worst chore ever.

Yup! I start packing early for a cruise, all excited with my little cruise checklists. Coming home I definitely have post cruise blues and my suitcase sits there for a good week before the unpacking begins. Anyone else?

Packing for a cruise - so fun, unpacking from a cruise - worst chore ever.  This funny cruise quote is overlayed on the image of a suitcase and flip flops.






8. “Cruising is my therapy; the ocean is my shrink.”

– Unknown

View of a cruise ship wake with the cruise quote "Cruising is my therapy, the ocean is my shink"






9. A rough day at sea is better than any day at the office

The side of a cruise ship and the ocean are in the photo with the cruise quote "A rough day at sea is better than any day at the office"







10. This week I don’t give a ship

Cruise ship in a tropical setting with the funny cruise saying "This week I don't give a ship"







11. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a cruise!

Funny cruise quote - I don't need an inspirational quote - I need a cruise





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12. Time wasted at the beach is time well spent.

Cruise lovers, ocean lovers, and beach lovers will appreciate this quote.

Beach quote - Time wasted at the beach is time well spent






13. I’m getting real sick of waking up and not being on a cruise ship.

Cruise ship with the cruise quote "I'm getting real tired of waking up and not being on a cruise ship"






14. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t been on a cruise.

Cruising does equal happiness.

Image of the edge of a cruise ship deck overlooking the wake and the funny cruise quote "whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly hasn't been on a cruise






15. Cruise calories don’t count!

If only this were true….

Close up of cupcakes with the funny cruise saying cruise calories don't count






16. Blame it one the drink package.

This is another popular funny cruise saying you will see on cruise shirts and magnets.







17. “Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation”

– Gayland Anderson

Luggage packed with the cruise quote "Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation" by Gayland Anderson







18. Cruising is all fun and games until you have to unpack.

Funny cruise quote - Cruising is all fun and games until you have to unpack.
Image is a open messy packed suitcase







19. Sunsets are always better on a cruise.

This one is just not just a cruise quote it’s true! There is something magical about watching sunsets from a cruise ship, sunrises too.

Cruise saying - Sunsets are always better on a cruise







20. I’m a cruise-aholic, and no, I don’t need help.

Close up of the side of a cruise ship with the funny cruise saying I'm a cruiseaholic and no I don't need help






21. Seas the day

This is one cruise saying that you’ve probably heard before but it makes a nice short cruise Instagram caption.

A beautiful beach and ocean view that says sea the day







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22. If cruises were free, you’d never see me again.

If cruises were free, You'd never see me again






23. “Cruising: The only vacation where you unpack once and get to see the world.”

– Unknown

Cruise port with the words, cruising: the only vacation where you unpack once and get to see the world.







24. I don’t need therapy, I need a cruise.

Funny cruise saying - I don't need therapy, I need a cruise. Image is a hot tub on a cruise






25. This isn’t a want, it’s a need.

This is a great cruise saying.

A cruise ship deck with the saying This isn't a want it's a need






26. Even adults need time out chairs

I’d gladly sit in this chair all day.

Two beach chair with an umbrella looking at the ocean with the beach saying Even adults need time out chairs







27. Raise your hand if you need a cruise.

A white and orange cat with one paw raised.  The words say raise your hand if you need a cruise






28. “Cruise ships: Where strangers become friends and friends become family.”

– Unknown

Arial view of back of cruise ship and the quote "cruise ship: where strangers become friends and friends become family"







29. I have no cruise control. It’s like the cruises just book themselves.

Cruise ship with the funny cruise saying I have no cruise control, it's like cruises just book themselves







30. Is it cruise o’clock yet?

Such an exciting feeling when your bags are packed and you are ready to go.

Colorful luggage with the words Is it cruise o'clock yet?  This a funny cruise saying






31. What do I want for Christmas? A cruise! The answer is always a cruise.

This funny cruise saying can be modified to say birthday, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day, etc.

A fake miniature Christmas tree on the beach with the words "What do I want for Christmas? A Cruise! The answer is always a cruise"







32. Cruises are just an excuse to eat the dessert first.

A fancy dessert with the words "Cruises are just an excuse to eat the dessert first"







33. Life’s too short to stay on land.

Front view of a cruise ship with the cruise quote "Life's too short to stay on land" - unknown author






34. I saved you a seat

If you love cruising, you probably love the beach. This is a great beach quote that many will relate to.

Two lounge chairs on the beach with a thatched umbrella.  The words I saved you a seat







35. A cruise is like a jellybean – one is not enough

View off a cruise ship railing.  Funny cruise quote is "A cruise is like a jellybean, one is not enough"





I bet several of these funny cruise sayings or cruise quotes put a smile on your face and resonated with you. Even those planning their first cruise vacation will agree with some.

There is something very special about a cruise vacation, and since there are such a large number of repeat cruisers, many must agree.

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