Funny cruise sayings and cruise quotes are a fun way to brighten you day.
These funny cruise sayings are a great way to build excitement for your next cruise, reminisce about your last vacation, or just share with your friends that you wish you were on a cruise ship.
These funny cruise sayings also make great Instagram posts or Instagram cruise captions.
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Most of these funny cruise sayings are general sayings that circulate on the internet. They have an unknown author. Where an author was found it has been noted below the cruise quote. If you are the source of one of these sayings, first, congratulations, it’s awesome. But second, please let me know so I can properly credit you.
Here is a collection of the best funny cruise sayings and cruise quotes. How many can you relate to?
35 Funny Cruise Sayings & Cruise Quotes
1. I don’t wanna work, I just wanna cruise.
This is 100% me, I mean, seriously, who can disagree with this 🙂
2. This. Right here. Is my happy place.
3. I work to fund my cruising addiction
Cruise lovers will definitely be able to relate to this one.
4. Mondays are just better on a cruise
This is the perfect Instagram cruise quote to start off the week.
5. It’s always happy hour on a cruise
This is a great social media cruise post idea to showcase one of the colorful delicious beverages you can have onboard.
6. Cruising is like a buffet for the soul
7. Packing for a cruise – so fun. Unpacking from a cruise – worst chore ever.
Yup! I start packing early for a cruise, all excited with my little cruise checklists. Coming home I definitely have post cruise blues and my suitcase sits there for a good week before the unpacking begins. Anyone else?
8. “Cruising is my therapy; the ocean is my shrink.”
9. A rough day at sea is better than any day at the office
10. This week I don’t give a ship
11. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a cruise!
12. Time wasted at the beach is time well spent.
Cruise lovers, ocean lovers, and beach lovers will appreciate this quote.
13. I’m getting real sick of waking up and not being on a cruise ship.
14. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t been on a cruise.
Cruising does equal happiness.
15. Cruise calories don’t count!
If only this were true….
16. Blame it one the drink package.
17. “Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation”
– Gayland Anderson
18. Cruising is all fun and games until you have to unpack.
19. Sunsets are always better on a cruise.
This one is just not just a cruise quote it’s true! There is something magical about watching sunsets from a cruise ship, sunrises too.
20. I’m a cruise-aholic, and no, I don’t need help.
21. Seas the day
This is one cruise saying that you’ve probably heard before but it makes a nice short cruise Instagram caption.
More of the best funny cruise quotes, cruise memes, and Instagram cruise captions.
22. If cruises were free, you’d never see me again.
23. “Cruising: The only vacation where you unpack once and get to see the world.”
24. I don’t need therapy, I need a cruise.
25. This isn’t a want, it’s a need.
This is a great cruise saying.
26. Even adults need time out chairs
I’d gladly sit in this chair all day.
27. Raise your hand if you need a cruise.
28. “Cruise ships: Where strangers become friends and friends become family.”
29. I have no cruise control. It’s like the cruises just book themselves.
30. Is it cruise o’clock yet?
Such an exciting feeling when your bags are packed and you are ready to go.
31. What do I want for Christmas? A cruise! The answer is always a cruise.
This funny cruise saying can be modified to say birthday, Mother’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day, etc.
32. Cruises are just an excuse to eat the dessert first.
33. Life’s too short to stay on land.
34. I saved you a seat
If you love cruising, you probably love the beach. This is a great beach quote that many will relate to.
35. A cruise is like a jellybean – one is not enough
I bet several of these funny cruise sayings or cruise quotes put a smile on your face and resonated with you. Even those planning their first cruise vacation will agree with some.
There is something very special about a cruise vacation, and since there are such a large number of repeat cruisers, many must agree.
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